{"id":4626,"date":"2015-09-25T16:13:08","date_gmt":"2015-09-25T06:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/?p=4626"},"modified":"2025-08-20T10:03:48","modified_gmt":"2025-08-19T23:03:48","slug":"the-sausageman-sizzles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/?p=4626","title":{"rendered":"The SausageMan sizzles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b><\/b><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">During the New Zea<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">land<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\"> photo tour The Doc <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">scored<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\"> a new nickname, the SausageMan<\/span><sup><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">TM<\/span><\/sup><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">While at Oamaru the Group was at The <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">L<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">ast Post for dinner. The Doc was told people do not order Bangers and <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">M<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">ash for dinner. Luckily for The Doc, the <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">M<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">enu did not have Bangers and Mash but Sausages and Mash, which he ordered. <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">After the meal the waitress referred to The Doc as The <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">SausageMan. <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">For the next 2 days ther<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">e<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\"> was jokes galore. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">T<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">he <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">SausageMan<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\"> groupies are called weeners. <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">A <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">passionate night out is a s<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">ausage <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">roll. <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">Ther<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">e<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\"> is even a <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">SausageMan <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">pose. See belo<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">w<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\"> where a weener (aka Phil) is doing the pose at <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">Cornwell.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">What do you call <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">SausageMan when he travels in Germ<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">a<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">ny? A frankfurter. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">What is the SausageMan<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">&#8216;s<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\"> dog called? A hot dog or perhaps a Dagwood dog. <\/span><\/p>\n<p>When travelling in outer space he is a Pluto Pup.<\/p>\n<p><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">There is even a sausage factory, which readers need to work out for themselves. It is no longer Simon<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\"> says, but the <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">SausageMan <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">says&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">The <\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\">SausageMan<\/span><span lang=\"mi-NZ\"> has plenty of sauce and sizzle.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/SM.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"4627\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/?attachment_id=4627\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/SM.jpg?fit=800%2C1200&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"800,1200\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;5.6&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;DSC-RX100M2&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1443190040&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;10.4&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;160&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.0015625&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Phil the weener\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/SM.jpg?fit=604%2C906&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4627\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/SM.jpg?resize=200%2C300\" alt=\"Phil the weener\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/SM.jpg?resize=200%2C300&amp;ssl=1 200w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/SM.jpg?resize=683%2C1024&amp;ssl=1 683w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/SM.jpg?w=800&amp;ssl=1 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During the New Zealand photo tour The Doc scored a new nickname, the SausageManTM. While at Oamaru the Group was at The Last Post for dinner. The Doc was told people do not order Bangers and Mash for dinner. Luckily for The Doc, the Menu did not have Bangers and Mash but Sausages and Mash, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/?p=4626\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The SausageMan sizzles<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[107],"class_list":["post-4626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-new-zealand"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p42vG0-1cC","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4626"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11616,"href":"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4626\/revisions\/11616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thedocaus.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}